How should I put this?
Had I done what I did last night in our league championship game while playing for Colombia in the 1994 World Cup…they wouldn’t have settled for just murdering me. No, they’d have gotten me, my family, my friends, and everyone any of us had ever spoken to in our lives. Literally a billion people would’ve died as a result of my catastrophic stupidity.
As you were.
Stuff and Nonsense 