Will the wonders of the Internet never cease? Here’s video highlights of the first-ever soccer game I attended, on August 17, 1991 at the Dell in Southampton. Tottenham Hotspur, on the strength of two goals by Gary Lineker, beat the Saints 3-2. I was there with my father and the late Mr. Chubby. It wasn’t quite my first Phantom, which happened two months and a day later–but still, this was pretty seminal, not to mention a predictor of my future television viewing habits.