Congratulations, The Chronicle-Journal: it only took three attempts to get a simple hole-in-one story right! (In all seriousness, it’s not hard to see how my hometown paper got “Jorgensen” and “Jorgenson” backwards. Even if they managed to do it twice.) And so congratulations on your first-ever hole-in-one, Brizzad! It’s finally all yours.
It’s Resolution, Baby!