Greetings once again from Liverpool, where I’m stationed at the Premier Inn Albert Dock, wearing clothes that haven’t been washed in over a week (too much information?), and getting ready to marry HLP Paul off to Scouse Tracy tomorrow afternoon. It’s almost here! Alas, my tuxedo didn’t quite fit–oh, these damn ape arms of mine–so I’ve got one final errand to run before the ceremony, but otherwise everything’s more-or-less ready to go. Well, apart from the speech–but that’s a minor detail, right?
Right. Anyway, my next entry will detail how I ended up on stage at the Gielgud Theatre on Tuesday and sang and danced with the cast of Hair. For now, I will simply say that I was fully clothed the entire time; God willing someone, somewhere, was taking pictures.