The English Premier League kicks off tomorrow…which means the 2008/09 Championemiership (blame HLP Paul for the awkward name!) is about to get underway, as well. 17-3–the latest incarnation of Team Awesome, which was pipped to the title in the league’s inaugural season by the long-lost Jeff Billing but which has since won two championships–lines up like this:
Gareth Bale – Jose Bosingwa – Andrea Dossena
Deco – Ryan Giggs – Luka Modric – Theo Walcott
Emmanuel Adebayor – Dean Ashton – Wayne Rooney
Looking for big results from Arsenal, United and, err, Spurs, then. Of course, as long as I do better than HLP Paul, I could care less who wins the league; as far as I’m concerned, all I’ve got to do is finish first in a two-horse race.