This is all kinds of awesome: Eric and Jordan Staal, of the legendary (at least in certain Canadian circles) hockey family, were arrested yesterday in Lutsen, Minnesota (!) for getting drunk and disorderly at Eric’s bachelor party. Please, do all 110,000 residents of Thunder Bay a favour and read about it here–this is probably the most exciting thing that’s happened up there since the Who opened for Herman’s Hermits in 1967 (well, that and the Heppler engagement, although that obviously goes without saying). I’m assuming I’m not the only person who now sorta wishes the Darren’s bachelor party had been done out there on Highway 61 instead of in boring ol’ Hess Village in the Hammer. Who could’ve known?
(By the way: there is absolutely no way Darren and Tyler could’ve looked at those mugshots without feeling pangs of nostalgia.)