The exclusive Strathcona-Tweedsmuir School in the Calgary suburb of Okotoks has hired a new teacher…and it’s none other than my beautiful girlfriend Brianna Johnson, who beat out seventy-seven other applicants to land what she’s often described as her dream job. I’d have waited for her to write about it on her own blog except…well, she hasn’t updated her blog in over two months, so rather than wait for that which might not come I decided to take care of it myself. Tomorrow, I’m congratulating Bri by kidnapping her and taking her someplace special; she has absolutely no idea where that place is, but if you’d like to know feel free to drop me a line and I’ll be sure to tell you!
(I wrote the second half of that sentence purely for Bri’s benefit.)
In the meantime, congratulations beautiful girlfriend Bri! You’re gonna be the greatest teacher of all-time.